Skool Trip 2 Malacca~

2day is a brand new day! (mayb is juz 4 me larh~) coz' 2day i'm
going 2 Malacca! haiz, dunno happy or sad larh... it was really
tired coz' yesterday i sleep at 12:15 a.m. leh! sleep 6 hours oni!
tired dao............... den, i go 2 skool by car.

when i reached da skool, i can't saw any of my frenz coz' i din wear
my spec. when i go in2 da hall, oni i saw Tan Jean Yin n' Cai Jing.
a few min later, i saw JX (boy) n' Hoong Juin reached da skool. so
faz oh... den, i saw Ean Syean n' Shen Zhi came. den is Yong Zheng
n' Kai Yi. when evry1 reached da skool, we started our 路程 2 da
Malacca. along da way, i learned Chor Dai Dee when we're playing
cards. can 赌钱 liao! we oso played Jing Qing's Nintendo DS! along
da way, we saw a biutiful rainbow! we stopped at a place n' we saw
many tortoise in a "pool"...

after 1 hour n' 30 min 左右，we finally reached Malacca. den da
bus stopped at da jeti n' we get in2 da boat. we saw black water,
a lizard n' "little mangroves". we oso saw da little 摩天轮！

after gt out of da boat, we started our “长途跋涉”！oi, really leh!
long till cannot long liao! (u all faham hor?!) when we r walking
pass da 摩天轮，Hoong Juin wan me 2 take a pic 4 her (him).

then, we go 2 da 巴巴娘惹文化馆。1st thing i saw when i go in2 da
room is: a big fat woman in a photo! fatter than 许老师！then, da
woman said many things such as blah blah blah, n' bleh bleh bleh~
when we go upstairs, da woman called us 2 take out our shoes. so
麻烦！n' she said da blah blah things...... at there gt so many ppl
go n' buy da 扇子 bcoz it is 2 hot!!!

then, we walk along da 古董街。hot till cannot hot liao! along da
way, we gt see a gold fish "vomitting"! LOLz~ when we passed by
a shop, we stopped at there. i bought 2 ball ball n' spend RM15.80!
so x-pensive! but, i noe my sis luv them. i oso bought da cocktail!!!
at da shop oso, i saw a liter. i click it 2 see if gt fire. i click it n' i was
being shocked! i clicked on da fire's 出口oni gt fire! @#$%&*~!!!
we oso saw a little toilet bowl. i open it n' i saw a blue shit* n' some
blue water spray 2 my direction! phew, thank god my t-shirt is
blue in colour~!!!

den, we go 2 eat. 1st, i thought tat we will eat at a “高贵餐厅”，
but it was only a stall! ====~!!! nevermine~ at there, we eat 3
chicken rice balls. yuck! wan 2 vomit!!! gt many things 2 eat like
chicken, eggs, veges, fish balls, tofu......when we're eating, we can't
find Kai Yi! 原来 he is shitting in da toilet! after a while, all foods
r eaten, x-ep 4 da chicken n' da fish ball. so, me n' Shen Zhi 发誓：
我不吃完我就不姓施/王！at laz, me n' Shen Zhi finished all da
foods! we finally did it! woohoo! we're proud of ourselves. really!
(i tell u, Shen Zhi was a "pro" on chicken!)

then, we go 2 da 郑和文化馆。we saw a 兵马俑 at da door. i go
n' 握手 wid him/her. hahahaha~ we saw a man came out 4rm
da door n' "welcome" us. oso same, da man said many blah blah
things. so talkative... 1st, we go in 2 a room n' see a video. at da
room so so so so so dark leh... until can 伸手不见五指。。。~~
then, we go 2 another room. at there gt da 蜡像 of "some1". ( i
din listen wat he say larh...) i stand in front of a big fan. so so so
so so cold de... oso gt a horse standing at there... so ugly... n' so
real de... we walk n' walk n' walk n' we saw a giraffe. (at least gt
3-4m yarh...) n' a special thing: “人造森林”！gt so many fly in-
side there... ( da man oways take a ball n' squeeze it! gt sound
de leh... so 幼稚！)

after tat, we go 2 da 荷兰广场/圣保罗山/圣保罗古门/圣地牙哥
城门（古城门）。dunno which 1 larh... we reached up da mount
so tired ah... so so so so so many stairs... at there, we take so so
many pictures. we oso saw da 海平线 leh!!! n' a big big boat......
then, we tis... then, we tat... haha~ we go in2 a place n' saw a, a
big place used 2 “装”da dead ppl 1!!! so disgusting! we throw
coins inside da "room" n' make a wish. dunno whether is true or
wat... i wished 2 gt 7A's n' i successed! thx 2 da trip... hahahaha~

then, we go 2 da “历史喷水池”。st there we saw Angel. but we
can't find Itachi. dunno y... then, we take pics lorh... of course de
!!! we sat at there 2 “闲话家常”。haha~ ltr, we go 2 a shopping
centre 2 hav some "cool air". at there gt a big "pool" juz 4 fishes.
JX go n' touch a fish n' he said tat da fish's muscle is so strong n'
so "hard"... 1st thing i do is go 2 toilet. it was a long way 2 reach
da toilet! 30 km's away... when we gt out, we saw many ppl hav
da “珍珠奶茶”。it was all Jia Hui's money! so many ppl she oso
buy yorh...

ltr, we stopped at da Mc Donald's. we sat there dreaming... then,
we go 2 da 陈金福土产中心。i go there 2 hav a cendol. after tat,
i started walk here walk there... at laz, we started 2 go home......
along da way so long larh, 2 hours leh! when we go 2 Malacca is
oni 1 hour. then hw come so long de...

at laz, we finally reached skool! i saw my mom is edi stand right
there. (mayb stand 4 a hour liao!) then, i terus go 2 da nearby
stall n' hav my dinner. when i went home i went on9. n' i saw
many many ppl! then i said where i go n' sth................................