Somethin' bout' C-Club

do u noe wat is C-Club? let me i “自我介绍”4 it. it is a club
tat u say out yer lover's name. 目前，gt juz 5 ppl in dis club,
that's me, Ean Syean, Yong Zheng, Kah Yong, n' Ee Foong.
we “成立”dis club juz 4... 4... nothing...... 4 “爽”oni lah, zzz...
we use “暗号” as representing somebody, agar sembunyikan
secret......

laz time, when sien yong passed by, he heard us “开会”，den
he say: "wah, wat ah? wat wat C-Cup?! u all wan 2 buy "BRA"
ah......? hahaha......" after den he kena our buku lima n' hampir
hospitallized...... 该死！

so, if u wan 2 加入our club, talk 2 one of our club members n'
let us noe hu u luv. tat's all! welcome welcome......!!! (hu oso can,
exep 4 gurlz......)