长生不老的Spider

dis day, i caught a spider. n' dis spider is so “长命”。。。。。。

i ady giv some leaves n' some water 4 da spider, but da spider din
even touch them b'4, till' da leaves had turned in2 yellow colour.
but, da spider mayb got breathe larh...... 废话！

1 day, i found a red ant at my balcony, i caught it n' put it in2 da
container same with da spider. b4 tat, i hope da spider will fight
with da red ant. 相反的，when da red ant go near at da spider,
da spider jump away le...... “胆小鬼”！

till' da red ant is dead, da spider remains active without eating
or drinking for 3 weeks ady. i'm 2 “忍无可忍” n' finally throw
da spider in2 da rubbish bin.

mayb da spider had eaten da “长生不老丸”，or else, hw can it
live such a long time without eating n' drinking?